A Joke

My teacher

In arithmetic class, teacher called pupil answer his question.
"I don't know" said the pupil.
A teacher was angry and he said to a dull pupil:
"When I was your age I could answer any question in arithmetic".

"Yes" said the child, " but you forget that you had a different teacher from the one I have".

WELLCOME

A new first day AGAIN...

It's always a bit strange coming back to school after two months of long days of holidays. The weather is surprisingly good and everyone is full of summer news.

I hope you are ready to start learning and enjoying English!

Laura

On holiday

An Englishman went to Spain on a fishing trip. He hired a Spanish guide to help him find the best fishing spots. Since the Englishman was learning Spanish, he asked the guide to speak to him in Spanish and to correct any mistakes of usage. They were hiking on a mountain trail when a very large, purple and blue fly crossed their path. The Englishmen pointed at the insect with his fishing rod, and said, "Mira el mosca!" The guide, sensing a teaching opportunity, replied, "No, señor, 'la mosca'... es femenina."
The Englishman looked at him, then back at the fly, and then said, "Good heavens... you must have incredibly good eyesight."

Take That - Shine

Take That is an English pop group consisting of members Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Jason Orange, Mark Owen, and Robbie Williams. Formed in Manchester in 1990.

www.takethat.com/





First you watch the video and listen to the song.
Then you open this document, print it and do the listening exercise. You must fill in the missing words.

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If you want, you can see the translation into Catalan.

Take That Shine Català

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Saint Valentine's Day

Just click on the image or title and you'll find an interesting Tresure hunt about love

IS THIS LOVE???

Guess it.

Watermelon

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide".The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!"

after - després
by - per
careful - compte
clever - intel.ligent, ingeniosa
cyanide - cianur
farmer - granger
field - camp
for sure - del cert
kids - nens
local - del lloc
missing - que falten
next - següent
next to - al costat
night - nit
now - ara
own - pròpia
patch - parcela
pretty - bastant
sign - cartell
some - alguns
there are - hi ha
there was - hi havia
thought - pensament
warning - advertiment
watermelon - síndria
when - quan
which - la/el qual
who - quins

Comparatives and superlatives

You can practise some comparative and superlative adjectives.

Don't forget to turn the speakers on!!!

Click the image.